Seriously, the bomb. You know the kind that explodes and leaves detritus, food and clothing strewn randomly around? That kind of bomb. And j...

It's like trying to conduct a symphony with your arms tied behind your back. Sure the violins basically know what's going on, but th...

Normally I am sharp as a tack (snort).  Okay, but I can generally manage to use adverbs correctly and utter socially acceptable responses in...

Warning: Long, boring and possibly gory details about Norah's delivery follow. "It's a girl Steph!" Mike said, a...

No, my throat doesn't hurt. Apparently if you are Strep B positive it has nothing to do with having strep throat. Last week I was the lu...

On January 19, 2012 Mike called me from work.  "Steph, can you drop the girls off at your Mom's and come eat lunch with me...

Today, success was based on whether or not I could find the number two pig from that stupid toy we borrowed from the library. FAIL. Of cour...