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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Crazy Woman Speaks

Thought process for choosing clothing to wear while taking a plane from Alabama to Utah: "Hmmm, I should wear a white tshirt--that will hide my stressed-out, high humidity sweat marks. But then again, that will show every teeny-tiny (or rather very large) stain from when Hannah pats me or Kenzie grabs me after she eats. Okay, I better go with the brown shirt. It hides dirt a lot better than the white one. Maybe I can just pretend that I don't sweat. It won't be that bad. Alright brown shirt, it's your turn."

Thought prcess for choosing to fly home alone with two small children: " " Yeah, there wasn't a thought process. I think I opened my mouth and let my brain fly away to its happy place.

Alright Utah, I'm coming home!

3 comments:

  1. so, steph, did you know that the more you sweat, the better shape you are in? So, consider your sweat marks, the marks of one tough chica!

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  2. Hey Steph,

    I work for HomeAway and am glad you had a positive experience staying at one of our vacation rental site in the past. Because you had such a good experience, I thought you may be interested in HomeAway’s new “Save Our Summer Vacation” contest. People are invited to submit entries on why they are most deserving of a vacation. The winner will receive a $10,000 grand prize getaway and two runners-up will each receive a $5,000 getaway. HomeAway is also asking people to sign a petition to Congress proclaiming August 7 a National Vacation Day. Visit www.saveoursummervacation.com to find out more.

    Deadline to enter is July 2 so act fast!

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