Everyone's Excited and Confused: Funny Stuff

Kid Quotes

1/5/2017**Norah, "Why doesn't Jesus come back little? He's so cute as a baby."
12/5/2016**Norah, "Mom, how do birds make their nests?" Me, "One stick at a time, and then they weave them together to make a nest. Some birds use bird spit to stick them together." Norah, "What about boogers?" Me, "No." Norah, "Well, why don't they use human boogers?"
2/24/2017**Mike to Steph, "I just wanted to tell you that you look nice. And you smell like...chlorine."
2/12/2017**Hannah to Steph, "Mommy, what does 'mispread' mean?" Steph, "What, that's not a word. Let me see it. Oh, you mean 'misread'."
7/25/2016**Norah, was I in heaven or in your tummy when I was a baby?" Steph, "When?" Norah, "Is Heaven in your tummy?!"

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