Monday, April 21, 2008

Bah Humbug!

I hate spring. None of this fluffy bunnies, beautiful flowers crap for me. To me Spring means mud, wind and ugly trees. It means that snot production is up 100%. It means my nose is raw, it means my hair is tangled, it means my lips are dry. It means it looks nice outside but it is really freezing. It means my car is really hot to drive in, but when I get out I wish I had my jacket. It means allergies and sneezing! It means when I kneel down on the grass my pants get really wet. It means spiders invade my house. It means mosquitos.
Bah Humbug!
(Kenzie has croup too with a nasty cough attached. This is not adding to my love of Spring, and I only hope we didn't spread it around when we thought it was just a "clear your throat" problem, and we let her play with everyone at our Saturday bbq at the Haws'. Sorry everybody.)

4 comments:

Hollyween said...

My thoughts EXACTLY!!

And it means no going outside because it's TOO cold for the baby.

Anonymous said...

And it means new birth to the beautiful flowering trees, tulips and daffodills poking their little heads out of the ground. It means new born lambs and calves running and jumping in the fields. Spring is the rebirth of everything wonderful and fresh, the start of a new world. And it means that Grandma and Grandpa are coming to town. Now, doesn't that make your little heart thump? :-)

Amateur Steph said...

Okay, okay. There are some good things about Spring.

Mark and Kristen said...

Then all of those nasty thoughts disappear when you see you're low power and gas bills!