It's been a rough political century. Oh. You say they've only been campaigning for the past two years? It feels like a century. I guess that's just the age of John McCain.
Well after much back and forth over which liar would best serve our country, and after epiphany after epiphany of who to vote for, I announce that I will be voting for. . .
EL VEZ! The Mexican Elvis. He wears sparkly pantsuits, sings "I ain't nothing but a Chihuahua" and advocates that Mexico be given statehood. Todos of our problemas will be bueno with El Vez. What more could you want? (Except maybe a viable healthcare plan, term limits on every office, an economic solution where they don't throw money at people who have proven they don't know what to do with it, a balanced budget where they realize that if you spend more than you bring in there are going to be problems, and a solution to the war in Iraq.)
So there you have it. EL VEZ for PREZ.
I'll see you at the polls, where as Hollie said, I'll have plenty of time while waiting in line to flip flop like a politician running for president.
*I don't really know where EL VEZ stands on the issues. I just know that he rocks in his blue suede sombrero. *