Thought process for choosing clothing to wear while taking a plane from Alabama to Utah: "Hmmm, I should wear a white tshirt--that will hide my stressed-out, high humidity sweat marks. But then again, that will show every teeny-tiny (or rather very large) stain from when Hannah pats me or Kenzie grabs me after she eats. Okay, I better go with the brown shirt. It hides dirt a lot better than the white one. Maybe I can just pretend that I don't sweat. It won't be that bad. Alright brown shirt, it's your turn."
Thought prcess for choosing to fly home alone with two small children: " " Yeah, there wasn't a thought process. I think I opened my mouth and let my brain fly away to its happy place.
Alright Utah, I'm coming home!