We have a foot of snow. Seriously, and I don't really have anything clever to say, except, 'Wow! We got a lot of snow.' So in lieu of writing clever and funny things, I thought I would write a little story for your enjoyment. And since we're obsessed with princesses around here, of course the story starts out with two beautiful princesses.
Once upon a time there were two princesses who only dressed in the latest fashions. Since they ruled the fashion world, their subjects were only allowed to wear what they wore. (Thank goodness, I am finally in fashion.)
One day it snowed and snowed and snowed in the princesses' land. Since it had been warm and sunny a week before the princesses were confused. What happened to Fall?
So they dressed in their finest snow clothes and set out to find the snow witch, to ask her why she sent the snow so early.
They were only a little discouraged when snow got on their arms because their coats were too small. The blonde princess, "Princess Ki" couldn't walk through the gigantic mounds of snow, but she could swim. So that's what she did.
Finally after an uphill journey, with wolves chasing at their heels, through a dark and stormy night, the princesses met with the snow witch (center) and asked her why she sent the snow. She said she just felt like mixing things up a bit, causing some flooding and destroying neighborhood trees. Because it is fun to confuse people. "Oh," said Princess Ki. "Actually, I like the snow." "Blabble," said Princess Hannah of the brown hair. "Mmmm." And she ate some snow that wasn't yellow.
The princesses returned to their always clean and neat castle (because their maid was such a good maid who never allowed toys on the floor or left clothes on the couch). And all was happy in the land. But soon thereafter they were attacked by a pink-bandana-d pirate. The pink pirate swept them away to bed, where they were imprisoned against their will.
But they still lived happily ever after.